sony247: ask-apple: What if I joined this whole Zombie thing? Will someone tie this bandanna on me? The barbaloots might eat you… I am an apple of steel. Barba-bitches ain’t got shit on me.
What if I joined this whole Zombie thing? Will someone tie this bandanna on me?
I'm trying to learn how to play guitar... it's...
starxapple: theodore-wiggins replied to your post: I’m sorry I was being a butt to you. >:T i mean here have an appl… EAT ME TED
personificationofmadness asked: hey hey,you fine apple lady,can i get a sexy picture~?
ask-swag-apple asked: That could be it....
Anonymous asked: woah flirting with One? D: What happened to Draco!?
Anonymous asked: Has One ever masturbated in front of you?
goku-senpai asked: Well I think I'll pay him a visit. Thank you ma'am.
goku-senpai asked: I'd like to meet this fruit then.
goku-senpai asked: Have any tips on hiding a body?
goku-senpai asked: Well there's this guy I really hate. He just came and pretty much stole the guy I love. What do I do?
goku-senpai asked: Would you mind if I share my feelings with you?
goku-senpai asked: Hello there ma'am. -he tips his hat to the apple- Do you have time to chat?
Anonymous asked: what was the original photo of the lorax killing the once-ler that you submitted to one before you hilariously edited it?
thesock-ler-deactivated20120828 asked: "I'm so sorry about that, my mod likes to make people feel uncomfortable."
ask-swag-apple asked: But... You look so familiar.. QUICK, GIVE OUT YOUR WHOLE NAME, ADDRESS, AND RECENT SEXUAL ONE-NIGHTERS.
asiancutie93 asked: Apple, do you ever wear clothes? Or do you always show off your sexy curves?
ask-swag-apple asked: It feels like... I'm looking in a mirror or something... Were you on the same fucking tree as me?
chickwiththesocks-deactivated20 asked: nom. nom. nom.
Anonymous asked: you giveing out mixed signals here do you wanna fuck one or kill him (or fuck him to death)?
Anonymous asked: Rude >:T
theviolentlolita asked: You act like this because you have worms in you, don't you?
Anonymous asked: I am craving your apple sauce.
spaceadventurespoopy asked: I love you.
Anonymous asked: YES GRAPE ASS ((love the blog))
Anonymous asked: YOUR JUST FEEDING HIS DESIRES DO NOT REPLY TO HIM
ask-swag-apple asked: ...Who the hell are you?
Anonymous asked: I wanna eat you
Green apples are so ugly.
starxapple: maybe bitter made that typo because he was typing iwth one hand……… On the opposite side of the keyboard? I’m a fruit and I may not be so smart… but I fucking know that “L” and “S” are no where near each other.
HEY BITTER IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR HAVING TROUBLE WITH...
pandaterian asked: hi apple
ask-black-ruby asked: Oh! your vomiting! Let me help by holding your stem back for you ♥
ask-grape-fruit: ask-apple: ask-grape-fruit: ask-apple: One Swag Grapefruit Awww <3 Atleast I’m not the first one! haha! get it? One! That means you DO care for me FUCK YOU YOU ARE SECOND But my lovely red sugar dumpliiiiing! I can treat you better! We can make little citrus Grape-apples! GO AWAY
ask-black-ruby asked: *ahem* I'm bitter. Not sour. Their is a difference hun. But add a little sugar and I can be your only fruit
ask-grape-fruit: ask-apple: One Swag Grapefruit Awww <3 Atleast I’m not the first one! haha! get it? One! That means you DO care for me FUCK YOU YOU ARE SECOND
ask-black-ruby asked: Yes, it true that my ancestors were sweet oranges but I'm a grapefruit now! I'm seedless AND I have lots of juice in me ;) Just give me another chance to make everything right
youngbeanpole: ask-apple replied to your post: dokiis replied to your post: ask-apple started… Tell dokiis that after I kill One she’s next. …Right, ill be sure to pass the message.
One Swag Grapefruit
ask-black-ruby asked: Don't lie. Remember that one time where we were in that fruit bowl and you rolled over to me. My god, you're coat was so red and moist that day. Your still just as moist now! And you glow shiner every day I see you.
ask-black-ruby asked: BABY! I'M SORRY! IM JUST INTO THAT STUFF! I CAN CHANGE!