Ask Apple~

sony247:

ask-apple:

What if I joined this whole Zombie thing?

Will someone tie this bandanna on me?

The barbaloots might eat you…

I am an apple of steel. Barba-bitches ain’t got shit on me.

What if I joined this whole Zombie thing?

Will someone tie this bandanna on me?

I’m trying to learn how to play guitar… it’s pretty fucking hard considering I’m a fruit… *crying* ONE WILL NEVER LOVE ME *bounces on guitar strings crying*
oh
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starxapple:

theodore-wiggins replied to your post: I’m sorry I was being a butt to you. >:T

i mean here have an appl…

EAT ME TED

hey hey,you fine apple lady,can i get a sexy picture~?

here ya go. for your troubles, kid.

That could be it....

Yerp~

woah flirting with One? D: What happened to Draco!?
Anonymous

You have mistaken me for the GREEN apple he had an affair with.

No, no Drapple did not have anything to do with me.

Has One ever masturbated in front of you?
Anonymous

Yes.

Well I think I'll pay him a visit. Thank you ma'am.

We never had this conversation~ Agreed?